The Oil’s Gratitude (Parody of “The Grateful Beast”)

1 When Popularity Drops, Just Change the Ending Song 2 What Is the Battlefield Missile Defense System Weekday? 3 Can’t Do Anything When the Power Goes Out at Night? 4 If You’re Afraid of Spicy Food, Eat More of It 5 You Should Use Original Headphones 6 The Wingman's Self-Cultivation 7 The Best Things Are Those You Never Have to Use 8 The Oil’s Gratitude (Parody of “The Grateful Beast”) 9 Stray Cats Smell Better Than House Cats 10 A Kite Without a String Still Flies 11 Don’t Force What’s Not Above Your Head (a pun on fate/destiny) 12 The Softer the Blanket, the Better the Sleep