Why We Gave Up Women

1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2 People Who Love Peepholes 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 4 Nine Magic Fingers 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 6 The Squat and the Hover 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 8 Thank You for the Intercourse 9 Frodo's Headshots 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 14 A Possum on Chemo 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 17 Not in My Mouth! 18 The War Against Gingivitis 19 Palmdale, Ech 20 Grandma's Pie 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 22 Why We Gave Up Women 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!