A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

1 A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree 2 A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog 3 A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy 4 Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker 5 A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy 6 Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning 7 A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet 8 An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House 9 A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby 10 Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage 11 A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs 12 A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture 13 Funeral (1) 14 Memoir (2)